I hate you Tom Brady
~ Monday, January 23 ~
~ Saturday, December 31 ~
~ Friday, November 11 ~
somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons
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~ Thursday, October 13 ~
~ Saturday, October 8 ~
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~ Thursday, October 6 ~
“So what do you do when you see a cute guy?”
“Um, I’ll kind of wink at him and move my shoulders in a sexy come hither way.”
~ Tuesday, October 4 ~
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