June 2012
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Timmy Turner has been 10 years old for the past 11 years
batreaux:
I remember my first date. I thought it was sour and kind of chewy but I definitely prefer raisins.
Mom: Did you see the pirate show?
Matt: What?
Mom: DID YOU SEE THE PIRATE SHOW?
Matt: No
Mom: That's too bad theres all the sexy girls, boys.
May 2012
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In anticipation of an 8 hour work day tomorrow
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I had the most relaxing day ever today
I sat on the deck and read a book
then I took Sadie to the park for 2 and half hours and she went swimming and stuff
I watched two episodes of Sherlock
took a nap
now I’m watching the Barefoot Contessa
my mother is taking me out to dinner later
come visit me tomorrow at work between the hours of 1 and 9
or on saturday from 7-midnight
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I think my dog may be stoned right now
fuckitletsbowl replied to your post: Today a man taught me how to say “Rum Raisin” in Portuguese
Well… How do you say it?!??
I don’t remember… but i did know it at one point in my life
Today a man taught me how to say "Rum Raisin" in...
I am a citizen of the world
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i am never ever happy with my theme
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